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WE'VE STOPPED DELIVERY!!!!!

*insert holy music*

In other news I have absolutely nothing to bitch about. The shift was so perfect I truly think the world is ending. And I got to tell every nasty, fat, lazy moron in this city that we're never delivering to them again. *does a happy dance*

I also have the next two days off, but only because Nancy is making me close Friday-Sunday. If I'm alive by the end of Sunday I'm going to buy myself something.

Speaking of closing, the boss was telling stories tonight (he tends to do this kinda sorta all the freakin' time) about how he used to always do landing. He mentioned that in all of pizzadom (so far as the actual stores go), landing is the most difficult job. It figures this is the one I decide to be good at.

Date: 2004-02-04 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
WHOOOO HOOO!!! *shows delivery jerks the door with a firm boot to the ass* Later suckas!

A good shift!! HURRAY!! It looks like everybody had a good night!!

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Date: 2004-02-04 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Party time!!

This calls for some writing. After I eat. I really need to stop skipping meals.

Penguin!!

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Date: 2004-02-04 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
whoop whoop! whoop whoop! Raise the roof! Whoop whoop! Go M it's your birthday! Go M!


No more skipping meals young lady! Writing?? *squeeeeee*

Penguin!!! He's soft! I hope you don't mind that I had to test his huggable factor first ;)

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Date: 2004-02-04 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

lmao. I need to calm down before someone wakes up and kicks my ass. but it's so weird being in a good mood after work.

Meals are for the weak. Writing I can do.

Oh, by all means test the huggable factor. You'd best test it several times, to ensure lasting huggableness.

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Date: 2004-02-04 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
heh heh oops ;) That's why I'm glad I'm two floors benieth everybody else ;) Yeah for good moods! I should be in bed right now but I'm bouncing off the walls ;)

*is weak* so what's the story de jour?

*nods* yes mam. I'm going to have to say he's very huggable. and his fleece is super soft too ;)

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Date: 2004-02-04 06:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

You're going to hate life in the morning, but I know all about bouncing & walls.

Hrm...still IW I think. I want to see if it's actually possible for me to finish a story.

Excellent. oh, fleece. that sounds nice and yummy right about now.

Date: 2004-02-04 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nanthimus.livejournal.com
Woohoo, yay!!

Just try not to show just how happy you are when you tell them you don't deliver. ;)

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Date: 2004-02-04 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Hee - I try, but I think the gloating is apparent anyone.

WOOHOO

Date: 2004-02-04 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mashoogina.livejournal.com
"Fuck you very much for calling Lil'Caesar's. We don't deliver." *click*

That is gorgeous!!! But I'm kind of sad that there will be no more evil delivery stories... but now they have to come IN to the store... and that is just going to be DAMN SCARY. You'll have to SEE the people on the other end of the phone. *shiver*

Don't get arrested.

Re: WOOHOO

Date: 2004-02-04 01:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

roflmao. OMG I think I'm going to say that one of these days.

Yeah, the scary people come inside now. I'm thinking there's a good reason I'm always doing everything besides counter. But no worries - I just mailed out my London app so no getting arrested for me!

Re: WOOHOO

Date: 2004-02-04 03:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mikichan.livejournal.com
See the problem with pizza places not delivering if when one stops everyone will move and get pizza from another place that delivers. I know it must suck working at a place where you have to deal with deliveries but that is what keeps most pizza places alive. Why do you think most little ceasers no longer exist except inside k-marts? People liked them well enough but got sick of having to go out and get the pizza since in their heyday none of the little ceasars delivered.

Re: WOOHOO

Date: 2004-02-04 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

It's true there aren't many Caesars, and w/out delivery we would normally die - except that since we became a five dollar store we've been pulling in more money. We'v almost doubled what we used to do, and since starting it delivery dropped to the point that it cost too much to keep. People in this town are lazy, but they're more cheap than they are lazy. They'll drive out if they only have to pay five bucks for a pizza.

Date: 2004-02-04 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goofyrobo.livejournal.com
I hate to be the one to tell you. The world is in fact ending.

Am I to assume landing has something to do with closing?

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Date: 2004-02-04 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Nah, I knew the world was ending when the boss said he might start closing an hour early during the week.

Landing = ovens.

Date: 2004-02-05 06:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 487.livejournal.com
this post made me laugh so much! thank you :D i needed it today

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