Vampires

Mar. 31st, 2007 09:46 am
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I do not, in fact, hate vampires to the point I want nothing whatsoever to do with them.

What I hate is the sheer lack of creativity in dealing with them.

I swear everytime a new vamp story is released on Torq, it sounds just like all the others. There is nothing so drastically different that I go 'oh, that sound interesting' - though here I have to say that's not entirely true. They released a book about blind vampires.

Four of the most disappointing stories I've ever read in my life.

But there is vampire stuff I like, and I studied them to death back when I was researching embrace. The funniest part about the documentary I watched the other night was that I could have done a much better job presenting the history of vampires -- though I concede I know nothing about the modern clubs and rpg and cults and stuff. Still, I know the history. Lord Ruthven and Dracula were the books that set the world toward the vampires we know now, and beyond the obvious drawing upon of Vlad The Impaler by Bram Stoker, there was also Elizabeth Bathory (which the documentary mentioend) and Giles de Rais (which it didnt', because the documenary was spineless).

The scientific aspects were covered rather well, but let's face it -- precious few fangirls care about the scientific history of vampires. Why this body happened to still be in good condition, why it looked like it was fed. The vampire fandom, outside those who apparently live as vampires (as opposed to Christians and such? I don't know, that was sort of interesting, though the documentary did not do them justice I feel), is more interested in the romanticism that was brought to the fore by Anne Rice who needs to be subjected to the cruelest torments in the darkest reaches of hell.

The angst. The pain. The suffering. The constant need to fuck. All sorts of whacked out shit. I admit I read most of those books, there was a couple of chars I even liked and I was willing to tolerate her aggravating writing style to read more about them (for the curious, I liked Armand and Marius - and man was his book a disappointment. I finally gave up entirely after that let down).

So these days I'm more frustrated by the fact that everyone does the same regurgiated crap instead of trying something new. Angsty Vamp Preys Upon Human With Whom He Falls In Love. Every now and then its a werewolf instead of a vampire, and there is token fighting between the "species who have always hated each other yet no reason is given for that hatred" before they're fucking like bunnies.

How exciting.

There are vamp stories I like, however. The top three are Vampire Hunter D, Hellsing, and Trinity Blood. I havae the comics/novels/anime for each, or will as they are released.

I think my greatest problem is that ultimately vampire/human can never really be made to work. Humans are food, I maintain and ever will that it's hard to have amorous feelings for your steak. Of course, this is often negated by the fact that humans, of course, are turned into vampires. Hence the Eternal Suffering and Torment of Men Forced to Feed Upon Their Fellows though given the frequency with which they score and how hot it apparently it is to have your blood sucked, I don't see the problem.

So I figured, once, that there was only a few ways such a relationship could ever really work. Either vamps are not considered Mortal Enemy #1, an idea that ultimately proved too cmplicated (at the time), or they are put in a position in which they are not predators, but slaves. To be even more demeaning, wouldn't it be fun to call them Pets?

This would also allow one to maintain the 'pretty' aspect of vampires - well dressed, fancy, someway or another part of High Society. Furthermore, it would allow one to play with the role of master/slave, and the concept of an unwilling vs. willing slave. Finally, all of these, one realized, would be perfectly suited to a vaguely victorian-type society, perhaps a trifle later - set in a period when much but not enough was known about medicine and blood and other such things. The sort of environment which would pay proper homage to the roots of fictional vampires, a true gothic type setting, with maybe somthing frilly - flowers, maybe -- to play counterpoint to the blood and illness and dark.

All it lacked was a fitting title - but upon reading bad fiction - ...by the vampire's dark embrace.

That is to say, I'm ticked off enough that I will shortly be rehauling and resuming work on Embrace.

Now I go to get coffee.
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Date: 2007-03-31 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mailechan.livejournal.com
I want a quite, meek, shy, uke vampire, who is so very apologetic about feeding, being chased by people who demand he feed off them.

People: Me! Take me! I have AB+! I have O-! I've been eating candy!
Shy vamp: Waaaaaah! *runs away*
Sexy vamp: Why does HE get all the luck?

Date: 2007-03-31 02:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechante-fille.livejournal.com
That is to say, I'm ticked off enough that I will shortly be rehauling and resuming work on Embrace.

Ahahaha, I can hear the squeeeing of Embrace fangirls around the world. ^_^

Also, there was an ad in Publisher's Weekly yesterday for a series of young girl's books, Hallowmere, I think, about 6 girls who must save the world from Vampiric Fairies!!! I thought of you. Though, the fairies seem to be clearly evil, so perhaps you'd approve... ^_^

Date: 2007-03-31 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Vampire Fairies! Ahahahahaha. That sounds amusing, and different.

Date: 2007-03-31 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

*LAUGH* That would rock. *scribbles note*

Date: 2007-03-31 02:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] dameange.livejournal.com
Giles de Rais

ooooo, i'm curious, who's he? and now i want to write a vampire story just to see if you'd like my kind of vamp. {eg}

Date: 2007-03-31 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magnet-dragon.livejournal.com
Ugh. I hate Anne Rice. I have never actually sat down with a novel of hers and read it from front to back. I've tried many times, but each time I just abandon it towards the middle.

8D You're really having fun with this vampire-ranting, arncha?

(Oh, oh! Look, no mention of Embrace! ... wait. Dammit.)

Date: 2007-03-31 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Serial killer in France circa Joan of Arcn - he was one of her right hand men, I think. He liked to kidnap children, mostly boys, and do sadistic things to them. There's some argument, I think, as to how much of it he really did, but most seem pretty certain he was a sick fuck. There's all kinds of sites and stuff on him.

Date: 2007-03-31 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
I'm very very very sure that at this point Embrace fans ALL over the world are screaming in glee. ;P

Date: 2007-03-31 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
Wow that sounds like a fun series. :P

Date: 2007-03-31 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
That's kind of how Lauren K Hamilton writes them, isn't it? With the pets and the human servants and the legalization of vampires in America. Actually, that woman build her fiction on an interesting concept...unfortunately that doesn't stop me from absolutely loathing her books.
The issue I always had (well one of the issues anyway) is that I never really got why vampires was supposed to be such a superior race. Vampires’ problems the most of the time are that they are sorely outnumbered. If you don't put them in a world where they’re somewhat equal numbers with humans, I imagine that there would be a hunt similar to the witch-hunt every time someone who was suspected to be a vampire showed up.
And what can they do to protect them selfs? Unlike demons, vampires’ abilities are limited to entrancing pray, bite hard, be very strong and fly. Well yeah that I'll help them a whopping lot when they are jumped by a mob. Plus, they have a too many weaknesses. Silver isn't hard to come by, neither is fire, not to mention crosses and garlic and stakes and what not. I see them like specie on the run rather than a ruling one.
As for the falling in love with food bit...since humans can become vampires and since I am fairly convinced that I would have a lot more respect for my steak if it could have long giving conversations with me I don't se that really as a problem...it is just soo oooooold. How hard is it to make a vampire fall in love with a vampire? What, are they immune to their own specie?
Uhm... Sorry for the rant, I'll butt out of your journal now.

Date: 2007-03-31 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

^__^ You're cool. You raise interesting points.

I never read Hamilton's stuff; the premises always sound blah and I do not hear good things.

You make a good point about their being superior, or not, as it were. They have the strength, the entrancing, but thre is a long list of weaknesses - esp. the whole daylight thing. It does seem that, as you say, they'd be more a race on the run and in hiding rather than oh so mighty.

Ahahaha, another good point. I concede it. Since vamps traditionally start out human, that would change the way they look at food. And clearly they must be, since all I ever see is the Anne Rice "vamps hate one another" thing or how they always stop loving the ones who turn them...

Date: 2007-03-31 04:08 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] dameange.livejournal.com
oooooooooo, will have to do some research.

but on a recommendational note: Christine Feehan's Dark Series. her vampires are more powerful and not really vampires. and they don't have any of the angst that you find for lots of vampires. yes, they have to find their mate or risk turning into a soulless demon, but overall, they like being who they are and don't bother hiding it. hehe, one even uses her powers to put on magic acts.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miikarin.livejournal.com
Very interesting.

Never got through Anne Rice. Tried more than once.

Trinity Blood and Vampire Hunter D are awesome, and I haven't looked into Hellsing, but it's on my To-Do list.

I can't say I'm unhappy about the turn of events that will lead you to work on Embrace. I absolutely enjoyed reading that story.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alice_montrose
Ys, well - let me tell you that being a vampire fan living in Transylvania was my eternal torment in high school. Partly because people here always make fun of that sort of thing, and online other fans wouldn't really believe me (because of the herds of other people pretending to be vampires living here). So, um, yeah.

At least I bothered to do research on the origins of vampire myths, and read the stories and books that started it all. I even managed to sit through "Nosferatu" without having a laughing fit once. Not many Anne Rice fans bother. Then the shit hit the fan from her "Tale of the Body Thief" on, the books started getting crappier, and it wasn't quite the same any more.

Erm, anyway. If you ever need phrases and words translated in Romanian (for a vampire story or anything else), do feel free to poke me. I guarantee correctness. I've seen some stuff done with online translators and it's the same as with French and German - they respect no grammar rules whatsoever. XD

Date: 2007-03-31 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoi-yah.livejournal.com
Hey, I'm kind of a lurker here... I do agree with your argument maderr, and I have certainly noticed the lack of...shall we say...originality in most fandoms. [plug] I haven't ever heard you mention Tanya Huff's Blood series. Personally, I think that it's cute, funny and dark (at the same time) enough to please just about anyone. I'm not sure if this helps the "not all vampires are cliche" argument, but I do think they are worth a read, at least they don't take more than a couple of hours to read (each). [end plug]
...sorry 'bout that.

...I think I'll go read Geniuses again...
*lurks*

Date: 2007-03-31 04:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alice_montrose
You know, my "Encyclopaedia of Serial Killers" lists him as among the first documented cases of serial killers. Though curiously enough, they don't list Erzsébet (Báthory, that is). Studying about them was so much fun!

Date: 2007-03-31 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
:D Well Anne Rices is also convinced that Lestrat is real and is her lover, so maybe one could disregard her opinion on things. I think she is as far up as you can go on the "insane scale" !!

Date: 2007-03-31 04:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com


....I did not know that. The woman genuinely terrifies me.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
trinity blood makes me giggle and squee. I started off really liking Hamilton, but after awhile, you get really suck of the incredibly beautiful(but not too beautiful), very powerful(and her power grows with every book!), whom everybody seems to want to fuck. And she wins. Always. I read it for Jean Claude. I live in the desperate hope anita's harem will realise they don't need her.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Oh good lord. You win. I think I would have killed me a few people.


Hey, that might be cool ^___^ I'll ponder it, that could be a nice touch for the vampires in Embrace. I bet that makes for some vastly amusing reads, though.

>_<

Date: 2007-03-31 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aetheraestus.livejournal.com
Anne Rice...oh, how I loathe thee. I got through Interview With The Vampire and Queen Of The Damned (and I only read QOTD because I hated the movie and wanted to know if the book was any better...it was, but not by much, if only because the book and movie have little to nothing in common)

Besides her books, she's anti-fanfiction to an extreme degree and in 2000 had all fanfiction relating to her books removed from ff.net. o_O

EMBRAAAAAAAAACE. *squee*

Date: 2007-03-31 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Huff is one I've looked at, but something I wasn't going to buy withour recs ^___^ I do know a friend who is a huge fan. If I see them next time I'm dropping grocery money on books I'll pick it up ^^;;

No need to say sorry. I feel bad you think you must ^^;; I like when people speak up.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Yeah, I've read before he was one of the first -- first known/caught anyway.

I guess that would be the right way to spell her name ^^:; I didn't want to botch it.

I freaked Kitty out the other day with my knowledge of serial killers >_>;; Studying them is interesting, though. I know way too much about the Jack the Ripper mess than is probably healthy.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

I shall look it up and add to my wishlist ^___^

Date: 2007-03-31 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

That's pretty much what I hear from Hamilton fans everywhere.
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