Vampires

Mar. 31st, 2007 09:46 am
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I do not, in fact, hate vampires to the point I want nothing whatsoever to do with them.

What I hate is the sheer lack of creativity in dealing with them.

I swear everytime a new vamp story is released on Torq, it sounds just like all the others. There is nothing so drastically different that I go 'oh, that sound interesting' - though here I have to say that's not entirely true. They released a book about blind vampires.

Four of the most disappointing stories I've ever read in my life.

But there is vampire stuff I like, and I studied them to death back when I was researching embrace. The funniest part about the documentary I watched the other night was that I could have done a much better job presenting the history of vampires -- though I concede I know nothing about the modern clubs and rpg and cults and stuff. Still, I know the history. Lord Ruthven and Dracula were the books that set the world toward the vampires we know now, and beyond the obvious drawing upon of Vlad The Impaler by Bram Stoker, there was also Elizabeth Bathory (which the documentary mentioend) and Giles de Rais (which it didnt', because the documenary was spineless).

The scientific aspects were covered rather well, but let's face it -- precious few fangirls care about the scientific history of vampires. Why this body happened to still be in good condition, why it looked like it was fed. The vampire fandom, outside those who apparently live as vampires (as opposed to Christians and such? I don't know, that was sort of interesting, though the documentary did not do them justice I feel), is more interested in the romanticism that was brought to the fore by Anne Rice who needs to be subjected to the cruelest torments in the darkest reaches of hell.

The angst. The pain. The suffering. The constant need to fuck. All sorts of whacked out shit. I admit I read most of those books, there was a couple of chars I even liked and I was willing to tolerate her aggravating writing style to read more about them (for the curious, I liked Armand and Marius - and man was his book a disappointment. I finally gave up entirely after that let down).

So these days I'm more frustrated by the fact that everyone does the same regurgiated crap instead of trying something new. Angsty Vamp Preys Upon Human With Whom He Falls In Love. Every now and then its a werewolf instead of a vampire, and there is token fighting between the "species who have always hated each other yet no reason is given for that hatred" before they're fucking like bunnies.

How exciting.

There are vamp stories I like, however. The top three are Vampire Hunter D, Hellsing, and Trinity Blood. I havae the comics/novels/anime for each, or will as they are released.

I think my greatest problem is that ultimately vampire/human can never really be made to work. Humans are food, I maintain and ever will that it's hard to have amorous feelings for your steak. Of course, this is often negated by the fact that humans, of course, are turned into vampires. Hence the Eternal Suffering and Torment of Men Forced to Feed Upon Their Fellows though given the frequency with which they score and how hot it apparently it is to have your blood sucked, I don't see the problem.

So I figured, once, that there was only a few ways such a relationship could ever really work. Either vamps are not considered Mortal Enemy #1, an idea that ultimately proved too cmplicated (at the time), or they are put in a position in which they are not predators, but slaves. To be even more demeaning, wouldn't it be fun to call them Pets?

This would also allow one to maintain the 'pretty' aspect of vampires - well dressed, fancy, someway or another part of High Society. Furthermore, it would allow one to play with the role of master/slave, and the concept of an unwilling vs. willing slave. Finally, all of these, one realized, would be perfectly suited to a vaguely victorian-type society, perhaps a trifle later - set in a period when much but not enough was known about medicine and blood and other such things. The sort of environment which would pay proper homage to the roots of fictional vampires, a true gothic type setting, with maybe somthing frilly - flowers, maybe -- to play counterpoint to the blood and illness and dark.

All it lacked was a fitting title - but upon reading bad fiction - ...by the vampire's dark embrace.

That is to say, I'm ticked off enough that I will shortly be rehauling and resuming work on Embrace.

Now I go to get coffee.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
trinity blood makes me giggle and squee. I started off really liking Hamilton, but after awhile, you get really suck of the incredibly beautiful(but not too beautiful), very powerful(and her power grows with every book!), whom everybody seems to want to fuck. And she wins. Always. I read it for Jean Claude. I live in the desperate hope anita's harem will realise they don't need her.

Date: 2007-03-31 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

That's pretty much what I hear from Hamilton fans everywhere.

Date: 2007-04-01 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyperjirou.livejournal.com
I've never read the novels, but that sounds like a description of every Mary Sue in existence.

Date: 2007-04-01 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
Oh, it is. Rice fans are just in denial about it.

Date: 2007-04-01 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Does Rice have any fans left?

Date: 2007-04-01 02:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
yes. They tend to have cold noses and waggly tales, often answering to a call of 'Tiddles! Who's a good boy for mummy then?'

Date: 2007-04-01 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

*snorts coffee*

Date: 2007-04-02 07:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hyperjirou.livejournal.com
I was actually referring to Hamilton's novels, but it doesn't surprise me it's true for both.

Date: 2007-04-01 02:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
I needed to read 12 books before coming to that conclusion. For the oddest reasons though, I'm still somewhat addicted to her Merry Gentry series.

Date: 2007-03-31 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darks-nightsky.livejournal.com
Yesssss I agree. I admit I read Hamilton's books too. The series started out fine, but lost more and more plot every book. Anita's harem seems to include a substancial CHUNK of the male population and they all seem to adore her, which in turn give me the incredible urge to Beat Them with something blunt and of weight. I read for Jean Claude too <3

Date: 2007-04-01 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] avalon13.livejournal.com
Jean Claude is teh Sex. He and Micah totally belong together and don't need the Anita slag. Is it just me, or do you get the feeling Micah is closet emo?

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