On my way to work

[maderr]

But I recalled something that happened to me yesterday and thought it might amuse you:

We used garlic butter on our crazy bread, and it comes in thes big white containers from which we dump it. You're supposed to screw the cap back on when you're done. Well whoever was working Saturday night didn't, so when I went to refill the butter Sunday morning, I picked up the container and started to shake it.

And walked around work the rest of the day smelling like garlic butter. You should've seen me dripping butter, it was over everything but my hair and face. I think my shirt still smells like it.

Let's hope tonight is quieter.

Comments

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

Makes me wish it was dripping off your naked body & I was there to lick it off...

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

I hate to say it, but you are making yourself sound very delicious. So, hopefully you're expecting these kind of comments.

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

KINKY

[indigoraven.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm... Garlic Butter Venison....


LICK THE DEER!!!!

;->

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

judging from the responses above, there is no way that I can compete with the level of... intellectually devoid comments that some people have posted.

Therefore, I will just say it. I ordered out pizza for tonight... and I wish I had garlic butter.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

I'm going to borrow an icon from ponderosa121 that fits this situation to a T.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

How did I know you'd have something inappropriate to say? No licking for you!!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Honestly I just thought it was a funny story - lord knows everyone at work wouldn't stop laughing. But I rather figured you and hayama would have something else to say on the matter.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

Do you know how long it's been since I've heard a deer joke?

That's it - no more butter & me stories.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*snerk* yeah, I think they've adequately covered the sexual harassment section of this post, lol.

I don't much care for garlic butter w/pizza, unless it and parmesan are on the crust.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

EVIL TWIN!!!!!

I was not expecting you to misbehave. *glares*

dude, I really did just think it was funny.

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

I like it when the crust is the only part left...

and yeah. I'm good for not sexually harassing people...

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

Well, I would hate to be the one to make you figure wrong.

Anyway, I think girls + liquid butter is never "just a funny story" where guys are concerned.

Now "the week I'd been drinking not much besides orange juice, and I got my hands on a 2 liter of Coke" incident . . . Without even thinking about it, my response was to shake the Coke "well" and then pour. That didn't work out so well.

Yeah, I'm not so sure anyone could make a kinky comment about that.

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

Isn't that Luke Wilson from that one movie?

Really, I don't know.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no more butter stories. I think I've learned my lesson.

*dies laughing* Yeah...that's a little too hilarious to find terribly kinky. Cute maybe, but not kinky.

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

By no means take my frank honesty to mean you shouldn't post more butter stories ^_-

Yeah, I'd say I learned my lesson but that was just a few weeks ago. Too early to tell. Perhaps I should label everything with "shake" and "don't shake" stickers. Of course, then the door-to-door salesman can ask why I'm putting a "shake" sticker on him before the screaming starts.

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

How about I run my hands all over & call it a full body butter massage?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

How about NOT!!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I wonder what would have happened if it had been the hot sauce and not the butter. Would that have stopped the comments?

stop making me laugh! I'm going to wake someone up and gets in heap of trouble. but oh man that's a gorgeous image...

[starparty.livejournal.com]

It was freaking histerical.. but you left the opening wide open.. how can we NOT take it??

Hey at least I didn't make the lobster Joke I was going to..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

No more butter stories. Sheesh.

And the venison crack is enough, I don't need a lobster joke as well.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Luke Wilson, yes. Other than that I dunno... I"m just borrowing the icon from Pond.


mmmm Luuuubey Luuuuke

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

Oh well...won't stop me for imagining it, though!

fap...fap...fap...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Would you PLEASE keep your imaginings to yourself? I sleep better at night when I don't know what you're thinking.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

heh I'd reconsider that idea.. I mean the sheer entertainment value alone.... ;)

*snerk* Yes mam.