On my way to work

[maderr]

But I recalled something that happened to me yesterday and thought it might amuse you:

We used garlic butter on our crazy bread, and it comes in thes big white containers from which we dump it. You're supposed to screw the cap back on when you're done. Well whoever was working Saturday night didn't, so when I went to refill the butter Sunday morning, I picked up the container and started to shake it.

And walked around work the rest of the day smelling like garlic butter. You should've seen me dripping butter, it was over everything but my hair and face. I think my shirt still smells like it.

Let's hope tonight is quieter.

Comments

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no more butter stories. I think I've learned my lesson.

*dies laughing* Yeah...that's a little too hilarious to find terribly kinky. Cute maybe, but not kinky.

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

By no means take my frank honesty to mean you shouldn't post more butter stories ^_-

Yeah, I'd say I learned my lesson but that was just a few weeks ago. Too early to tell. Perhaps I should label everything with "shake" and "don't shake" stickers. Of course, then the door-to-door salesman can ask why I'm putting a "shake" sticker on him before the screaming starts.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I wonder what would have happened if it had been the hot sauce and not the butter. Would that have stopped the comments?

stop making me laugh! I'm going to wake someone up and gets in heap of trouble. but oh man that's a gorgeous image...

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Probably not... you meantion coating yourself in just about anything and these guys will be all over it.. Literally...

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

we can coat her in something....

heh, heh, heh.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

And right on cue comes hayama!

I did get a new cook book the other day though.. some new cake recipies.. "buck kake" I think....

[maderr.livejournal.com]

DEATH TO THE EVIL TWIN.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

HA! nice try!! I may not be a huge horror flick fan BUT I KNOW! that the evil twin never dies! She just comes back in the sequel!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

DAMN IT. You're right...but don't I get you in the third one?

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Psssht.. Jason is up to like 13 by now isn't he?

[hayama-sb.livejournal.com]

Good old Ghastly's Ghastly Comic

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'd wondered where you'd gone...it disturbs me you actually found that.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on Hayama to pull that one out for me!

That's where I got the joke ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I figured as much...it looks like the boys have fallen from the picture.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

AAAAAHHHH!

Damn it S, I'm going to kill you!!!

To quote myself from a moment ago..

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*pours more garlic butter and runs*

Re: To quote myself from a moment ago..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

That's it. All your spongebob stuff is forfeit.

Re: To quote myself from a moment ago..

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeey now!!!

*staples SpongeBob sheets to your bed*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Sheesh...methinks they're a trifle too easily entertained.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Pretty much.. if it has to do with any kind of sex they can keep entertained for days at a time...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Do we have room to talk? I mean look at what we read all day. And what we might be visiting in October.

Still, I don't make x-rated butter jokes.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

well no but I didn't say there was anything *wrong* with that now did I?

*snork* Welll there was this one Wiess fic that Lauren told me about involving nagi and a stick of butter..... I've made plenty of jokes about that...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Okay, what's sad is someone else mentioned that fic at yaoi-con last year at the "foods corrupted by yaoi" discussion.

[raielchan.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Perhaps. I'm not a big fan of hot sauce and imagine being covered in it might feel like burning. However, nothing stops the Hayama comments.

Well, you're safe for now. I can't think of anything else.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Does anything stop him? And hot sauce doesn't burn if it's spilled on you, it's just...nevermind.

Good. I don't like getting yelled at.