On my way to work
Apr. 5th, 2004 03:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maderrBut I recalled something that happened to me yesterday and thought it might amuse you:
We used garlic butter on our crazy bread, and it comes in thes big white containers from which we dump it. You're supposed to screw the cap back on when you're done. Well whoever was working Saturday night didn't, so when I went to refill the butter Sunday morning, I picked up the container and started to shake it.
And walked around work the rest of the day smelling like garlic butter. You should've seen me dripping butter, it was over everything but my hair and face. I think my shirt still smells like it.
Let's hope tonight is quieter.
We used garlic butter on our crazy bread, and it comes in thes big white containers from which we dump it. You're supposed to screw the cap back on when you're done. Well whoever was working Saturday night didn't, so when I went to refill the butter Sunday morning, I picked up the container and started to shake it.
And walked around work the rest of the day smelling like garlic butter. You should've seen me dripping butter, it was over everything but my hair and face. I think my shirt still smells like it.
Let's hope tonight is quieter.
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Date: 2004-04-05 01:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-05 08:37 pm (UTC)How did I know you'd have something inappropriate to say? No licking for you!!!
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Date: 2004-04-05 09:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-05 09:01 pm (UTC)How about NOT!!!
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Date: 2004-04-05 02:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-05 08:38 pm (UTC)Honestly I just thought it was a funny story - lord knows everyone at work wouldn't stop laughing. But I rather figured you and hayama would have something else to say on the matter.
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Date: 2004-04-05 08:50 pm (UTC)Anyway, I think girls + liquid butter is never "just a funny story" where guys are concerned.
Now "the week I'd been drinking not much besides orange juice, and I got my hands on a 2 liter of Coke" incident . . . Without even thinking about it, my response was to shake the Coke "well" and then pour. That didn't work out so well.
Yeah, I'm not so sure anyone could make a kinky comment about that.
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Date: 2004-04-05 08:54 pm (UTC)Yeah, no more butter stories. I think I've learned my lesson.
*dies laughing* Yeah...that's a little too hilarious to find terribly kinky. Cute maybe, but not kinky.
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Date: 2004-04-05 02:41 pm (UTC)KINKY
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Date: 2004-04-05 03:54 pm (UTC)LICK THE DEER!!!!
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Date: 2004-04-05 08:43 pm (UTC)LMAO.
Do you know how long it's been since I've heard a deer joke?
That's it - no more butter & me stories.
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Date: 2004-04-05 04:14 pm (UTC)Therefore, I will just say it. I ordered out pizza for tonight... and I wish I had garlic butter.
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Date: 2004-04-05 08:44 pm (UTC)*snerk* yeah, I think they've adequately covered the sexual harassment section of this post, lol.
I don't much care for garlic butter w/pizza, unless it and parmesan are on the crust.
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Date: 2004-04-05 08:50 pm (UTC)and yeah. I'm good for not sexually harassing people...
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Date: 2004-04-05 08:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-05 08:47 pm (UTC)EVIL TWIN!!!!!
I was not expecting you to misbehave. *glares*
dude, I really did just think it was funny.
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Date: 2004-04-05 09:04 pm (UTC)Hey at least I didn't make the lobster Joke I was going to..
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Date: 2004-04-05 09:05 pm (UTC)No more butter stories. Sheesh.
And the venison crack is enough, I don't need a lobster joke as well.
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Date: 2004-04-05 08:54 pm (UTC)Really, I don't know.
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Date: 2004-04-05 09:05 pm (UTC)mmmm Luuuubey Luuuuke
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Date: 2004-04-05 10:33 pm (UTC)Re: GET A FUCKING CHAT ROOM
Date: 2004-04-05 10:36 pm (UTC)We were just goofing off, sheesh.
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Date: 2004-04-06 06:17 am (UTC)Wow
Date: 2004-04-06 02:48 am (UTC)Re: Wow
Date: 2004-04-06 06:16 am (UTC)And that's just child's play.. we've gotten 467 before ;)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/starparty/72408.html