It's funny

[maderr]

I get so caught up in my stories, and write them so quickly, that I don't really remember them much when I'm done. It was only today that I was trying to remember my regency stories - and realized I had completely forgotten the most recent one, and I cannot even tell you it's name atm. It's usually a month or so before I really get to read my own stories, and even then, I often just see things to tweak. Hmmm.

So bloody tired x.x I swear I kept nodding off at my desk, it was awful >_o Am soooo glad I was alone, and no one caught me, though I wasn't doing it on purpose.

Need to write grandfather! drabble before people destroy me. May also do a prisoner drabble that avalon inspired. We shall see, b/c even this I'm doing mostly with my eyes closed.

Tomorrow is Friday \o/

/ramble

Comments

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Haha, I do the same thing. It's worse posting them as chapters because I tend to forget things from previous chapters and I find I have to reread it to find out what happens in my own story. :P

Yeeeeah, good thing you mentioned the grandfather drabble. I had my cattle prod all charged and ready to go.

Friday = giggly booze day?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, friday is penciled in as 'chocolate martinis until dead or otherwise incapable of moving.' An old crush friended me on facebook today, just a little while ago, and coupled with other happenings, depression wants to set it like burning. So, alcohol!

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Drinkathon! I will valiantly join you. What time shall the festivities begin? Srsly. This was a pay week.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Seven-ish works for me.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Wiiiiicked. Drunk chat is always the best chat. Who knows what hilarity we could come up with? :D

Dang, that's sort of a crappy random thing to happen. Should I ready my boy-dissing insults? They will probably become progressively more slurred and colorful, fair warning. I forget - are we in the same timezone?

*bing* The time is currently twelve fifteen p.m. The temperature outside is a balmy 74 degrees.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Florida is a diff zone isn't it? Blah.

Eh. Not really. I think I was doomed to slink into depression, anyway. It's been awhile -__- Just, I had it bad for him, and he looks really good - and he's with a chick who is the proper race and religion, blah. I'll get over it. If sleep tonight doesn't cure the self pity, the alcohol will.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Don't you blah Florida! We give you Mickey Mouse and terrible flamingo lawn ornaments!

Yeah, it's a pretty cyclical thing. Oh nuuuuu, don't tell me his is, like, Indian or Muslim or something, because I had two (two!) unrequited crushes in high school that fit that particular bill. And they still like to call me all the time and tell me about how awesome their newest flame is because I am That Girl Who Is A Good Friend. I might have to be depressed with you.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

That so makes me not blah your country state.

Ding ding. Got it in one. Born in egypt. Cute as anything, with leet hax0r skills. Actually could talk to him in school and stuff, but I was too white and christian to be datable. Fsking men.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Wuff, that is the worst. I know, I always felt like an outsider going over to the guys' house and having their very traditional moms look down their noses at me. Then I did date an Indian (muslim!) and he turned out to be an abusive, obsessive asshole, so that's put me off dating ever since.

Ok, THANKS M, I will definitely need to drink tomorrow. >F

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Sorry -__- That was not my intent.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Hehe, lest we forget, I am so MANIC that I do not stay depressed for long. There is too much awesomeness that I can use to bury my denial, frustration, and sadness inside! :D :D

My happiness really masks my deep innr payne.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Well, we are artists. We're supposed to be sekkretly miserable and pained and troubled. Though, I'm too poor to suffer a tragic drug addiction. Cheap booze will have to suffice!

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

A lot of the great writers have been raging alcoholics! We're in good company. And hey, whenever you need a vacation to the land of sunshine, say the word. (The word is "swordfish." It's always swordfish.)

What do you use for the coco martinis? I think I have enough Godiva liquer leftover to make one, but then it'll have to be 4$ bottles of Sangria and cheap whiskey! Although, if I think about it, I might try to get the mixings for a slutty redhead. (What can I say? I like 'em redheaded.)

Well, that Egyptian shmuck is gonna rue the day he let you go when you turn out to be a famous author, that's all I can say. You know what? We should get Av to hook us up with some hot south asians. Once you go brown, you never frown!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Rock on!

Heh. A true chocolate martini is clear -- vodka and clear creme de cacao. Looks like water, tastes like chocolate! Yuuuum.

Of coure, my roomie just came home with wine, so I may change my mind. Nothing punches like good wine, buddy.

That would be nice.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Mmm, wine. My grandpa makes homemade wine and gives it to us. It is so bad. But so alcoholic. I'm also actually super-excited that my dad works with a lot of Latinos, because they bring him amazing booze. Like, 1.25$ bottles of tequila and Puerto Rican rum. :D :D

...our livers hate us.

Hey! We have like 16 Malaysian dollars between us, right? Does that buy a hooker?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oh, lord. You and Loki should never meet - her father would have to arrest your entire family and likely most of the neighborhood.

*LAUGH* Sounds like a possibility.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Since most of my neighborhood is my family, that is a distinct possibility. Hey, Florida law states that you can make up to 200 gallons of your own wine! And trust me, you can make wine from crazy stuff like kumquats and lowquats and pears. :D

(He would also have to caaaatch us fiiiiirst! mwahaha.)

Seriously, I would even let you go first with the hooker, that's the kind of friend I am.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Crazy ass Floridians. The tourists got nothing on the native wildlife, clearly.

(he spawned loki, I'd be afraid someone gave him a badge, dude)

You'd just use the time to take blackmail pictures or make youtube videos. Or capture it in silly putty. There's no telling with you.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I'm telling you. Florida is full of crazy, wine-making rednecks! We just hide it behind enormous mouse ears and palm trees.

Hahahaha, spawned. I know that's how I wanna be described!

Yeah, you're probably right. But isn't a hot Malaysian hooker worth the risk? We could get Av to stand lookout.

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

I can get you a half chinese, half native man. He is tall and good looking. His fee 30 Ringgit mininmum. Threesomes are extra.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

What, are you sekkretly a pimp?

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

...I have to go over....there.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Sold! Hope he doesn't mind slash-obsessed nerdy gals! Will he charge extra if we want to use strap-ons?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

When I become famous, this shit is getting deleted, cause otherwise I'm so going to prison.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? This shit sells!

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

Oh these asian rent boys, you offer them money and they will kill your boss for you. Hahahahaha.

Also, I am telling M you are encouraging me.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

She'll never believe you! Lies! Lies and calumny!

My boss is a fifty-three year old woman. That's not hot. :(

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

GOBLINS. IT'S YOU. OF COURSE SHE'S GOING TO BELEIVE IT.

NO, THAT ISN'T.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

NUH UH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

YES, GOBLINS, A THOUSAND TIMES YES.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I have GOT to remember to keep you people seperated. Florida should not cooperate with Malaysia, when will I learn?

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

DID YOU KNOW IT IS ILLEGAL TO BE GAY IN MALAYSIA? DO YOU KNOW HOW ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS THIS FACT IS CONSIDERING THAT A LARGE CHUNK OF YAOIFANS ARE MALAYSIAN? DID YOU KNOW AARIN OF AARINFANTASY FAME IS MALAYSIAN? HAHA, EVEN THE GOVERNMENT HAS YET TO LEARN. BUT THEY WILL, OH, THEY WILL.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I do not doubt one day I will see you on international news. I will point and go ZOMFGITSAVALON. Probably it will be you taking over Malaysia, but it could also be the greatest arrest in history.

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

I WILL BE A LEGEND. MY NAME WILL BE SAID IN HUSHED WHISPERS, FULL OF FEARFUL ADORATION. MY REIGN SHALL BE AS A VELVET CLAD FIST OF PURE MITHRIL, WITH MATCHING LACE TRIMMING.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

YOU NEED TO STOP CONSUMING SO MUCH SUGAR. AND STOP SPANKING CAPS LOCK.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

YOU SAID SPANKIIIIIIING! :D :D :D :D :D

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE LIEK, 12.

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

OH, BUT THE CAPSLOCK LIKES THE SPANKING. :B

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

The internet is both a curse and a blessing - it teases us with what we cannot have. D:

Global warming had better hurry up and evaporate the oceans so I can walk to Malaysia.

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

LIKE AN INVITING WHORE WHO IS ACTUALLY A POLICE OFFICER IN PLAIN CLOTHES.
D:

I CALL IT, 'BUDGET AIRLINES'. :D

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

You have to divide it by 3.3. It will buy you a cheap hooker.

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

I GET YOU SOME. I MAY OR MAY NOT BE RELATED TO THEM. I AM TOLD THEY ARE HOT TO TROT, BUT KIND OF NERDY. :B

WE MAKE WOW JOKES AND 1337 JOKES AND EVERYTHING.

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Wow, Malaysians are like real people!

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

EXCEPT CRAZIER, AMIRITE?

[aggybird.livejournal.com]

Next you'll tell me they have "air-conditioning" and "civil liberties."

[avalon13.livejournal.com]

INCONCEIVABLE, AMIRITE? BUT IT'S TRUE.