*evil grin*

[maderr]

Cleaning up, I discovered jolena left her bag of ribbons and jewelry here.

I'll start the bidding at five dollars.

I have $12.50. Do I have $13.00?

Do I have $14.00?

Do I have $23.00?

Do I hear $30.00?!

Thirty Three?

Do I have $40.00?

And all bidders please note, bidding ends at 5:00 pm EST

Do I hear $100.00?

Bidding is up to $350.39. Do I hear $355.00?

Fifteen minute warning, bidders.

Five minute warning

BIDDING CLOSED. And in a surprise last minute bid, the goods go to jolena for $1000.00

I accept currency in US $, good fiction or porn. Please send by the end of the week. Thank you for bidding and have a nice day.

Comments

[starparty.livejournal.com]

grrrr $50.00!!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

argh $63.50!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Dammit! $65.00!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Frick. $70.75.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

heh nice try.

$73.82!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

I'll show you. $105.67!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! Fuck. There goes the rent this month.

$120.45!!!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Oh, no you don't. $130.50!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

M doesn't need to eat this month!

$135.56!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Nor do I. $150.87!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Eating is for losers.

$160.24!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Fuck, I don't pay the rent here anyway. $184.73!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Who needs to pay the car payment when there are RIBBONS at stake?!

$190.38!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

I don't even have a car. $210.54

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Psssht! I've got another working kidney.. $222.22

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Fuck. I'm never gonna use my eggs. $250.92!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

There's a thriving flesh trade downtown! $255.86!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Berry did once say I'd have a great career with the name "Tassles". $265.86!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

You know M would fetch a great price on the black market. $276.34!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Don't make me remove you from the auction for conduct unbecoming a bidder.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Shit. I can sell Brandie and my brother. $290.55!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

AH HA! I have THREE more siblings to sell! $350.39!!!!!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

ehh... We don't really need all this furniture. $400.40!

[jolena.livejournal.com]

The ribbons are MINE!!!!!!
$1,000

[starparty.livejournal.com]

HAH! I have TWO houses to sell! $756.34!