Oh My Fucking God

[maderr]

So way way way back when I first came home, I applied to the local school district to be a substitute teacher. Never heard back, and eventually I went back to the pizza place.

Get a letter today from the school, a thin little envelope that in my mind screams "rejection." I'm thinking "well that took for freakin' ever." Open it up:

Dear Ms. Derr,

Your application for substitute reaching has been approaved. We would like to place you on the substitute teacher list for the Roanoke Rapids Graded School District.

*does a happy dance*

Comments

[starparty.livejournal.com]

hee hee well Greg has enough sense to know it was a joke because we'd all gone out the night that "C" had mentioned. ;) Melissa got a kick out of it though ;) and she got a free rose out of it ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*applauds* very, very nice. Clearly, I have much to learn.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*bows* Just follow my lead grasshopper and we will one day rule the world..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Ah, to rule the world. They will fear us, and it will be beautiful.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

mmm the sweet sweet tast of the masses fearing

[maderr.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmm, nummy

[starparty.livejournal.com]

I'll bet with a few loyal minions place in the right places we can get a riot started in 2.5 second falt..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You underestimate my abilities to insite riots. That's a talent of mine, we can do it in 2.0 if we can get the minions placed properly.

Do you prefer Queen, Empress, other? Or should we put a puppet on the throne and be the evil lackeys? I myself have always preferred to be a sneaky lackey.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

ohh nice! Ok you are in charge of the riots now.

I like the lackey idea.. Less chance of assignation that way.. and if we are lackeys we don't need to sit through all the boring ceremonies and stuff...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Yeah Riots!!!


Exactly. Puppet government while we control everything from the shadows. Now we should discuss perks and the reintroduction of slavery.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

oh oh oh! I can I get a harem? Slavery would be a good way to finance the excessive spending we will be doing..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Harems sound good to me.

Yes, slavery would be the best way to cover expenses. Now about that puppet government...

[starparty.livejournal.com]

mmmm harem... mmmm *ahem*

I'd say we need to have about 2 or three "leaders" to keep the suspicion off us..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I wonder if we should put a cap on number of bois allowed in one harem.

three sounds good, plenty of cushion with that.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

hmm yeah.. they do need room to do the nasty after all..

ok three it is.. and they need to be truely vapid. we don't want them getting any ideas...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Well, think about a good number to limit the harems to and we'll discuss that later.

Vapid - good word. Don't worry, I see that at work daily. I'll gather a few and hold them in the basement until we need them.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Oh darn.. I get to think about harems...

$5 word of the day ;) Oh good idea. Make sure that they are so happy that you actually let them out that they are loyal for life.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

yeah, poor you. At least you don't have Rose stuck in your head.

*makes notes* right, keep them happy. that shouldn't be hard.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Rose: And what makes you think that dear? Sarah and I have been haveing this lovely chat about the uses of a scarf to accent your eyes. I find that matching your eyes just gives you ensamble such a wonderful punch!

nah a few beers and pr0n mags and they sould be set...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*glares at Rose* Make him stop that.

*rolls eyes* that and pizza.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Rose: Hrumph! Well! Somebody's rather pissy tonight, aren't they? Homestly. A guy tries to make a little civil conversatin and he gets hit head bitten off.

heh yeah I'll bet you know that all too well XP