*stab*

[maderr]

Dear Busdriver,

My trip takes 35 minutes. NOT 50. Traffic was not that bad. Get with the mother fucking program.

Pissed,
Megan

P.S. Nor am I pleased you're perpetually ten minutes late.


Dear Assholes in the back,

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Go to hell,
Megan


Dear Chick in the pink pants,

You're not a size 10. Not even remotely close. I should not be able to see that much detail. Morever, you need to move your ass the next time I walk by because you're not a mother fucking size ten.

Traumatized,
Megan

Dear Beraht & Dieter,

Sorry, but you're going to take the brunt of my frustrations. But don't worry, the suffering looks good on you.

All my love,
your frustrated writer

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[jolena.livejournal.com]

Your letters have amused my roomies greatly. Especially Shawna.

I hope tomorrow goes better!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

^_^ Amusement is good.