*stab*

[maderr]

Dear Busdriver,

My trip takes 35 minutes. NOT 50. Traffic was not that bad. Get with the mother fucking program.

Pissed,
Megan

P.S. Nor am I pleased you're perpetually ten minutes late.


Dear Assholes in the back,

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Go to hell,
Megan


Dear Chick in the pink pants,

You're not a size 10. Not even remotely close. I should not be able to see that much detail. Morever, you need to move your ass the next time I walk by because you're not a mother fucking size ten.

Traumatized,
Megan

Dear Beraht & Dieter,

Sorry, but you're going to take the brunt of my frustrations. But don't worry, the suffering looks good on you.

All my love,
your frustrated writer

Comments

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Dear Megan,

I have one word for you: canon.

Hope you are feeling well,
Samantha

[maderr.livejournal.com]

As in B&D suffering is canon, or is this more along the lines of what I already told you to stop doing canon ^_~

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Which ever will allow me to live longer. ^_^

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Then we'll go with the former, because mom is already about to shorten your life span.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

You are ever kind to me.

[mashoogina.livejournal.com]

Can you write a letter to the bitches on the METRO for me, please? I totally was getting off today and two people were standing in front of the FUCKING DOOR so I couldn't get off on the way home without bumping into them. Then all the assholes were just like drifting to the turnstiles to get out and I was like, "HELLO BITCHES." But my favourite was this a.m., when there is perpetually some dumbfuck blonde who is working until she finds her investment banker who just cuts in front of me and across the platform at Woodley Park to get the other train and this morning one of these blondes was like, "Oh sorry." and I was like, one foot from the escalator and I was like, "You know, I have to go to work, too."

[syko-chan.livejournal.com]

Aww... *hugs* I can't do anything for the bus driver, although I do have a fair few of my own that have such problems, so if you ever figure anything out please tell me. For the girl, I seem to have some spectacular eye-burn cream, for the dammage she seems to have incurred on your eyes. *passes*

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

I'd say something along the lines of 'kiss my grits' to all of them, but hows about a general bitch-slap to all, (except you because you rock), and mucho of the hugs!

[stardance.livejournal.com]

I decided long ago that anyone who persists in being so big that they take up more than one seat (and have to go down the isles sideways) and/or anyone who walks to the bus when it's obvious the bus driver is about to leave and is only waiting for their slow ass and/or anyone who persists in putting their fat ass where it fills my entire line of vision shall be forever known as Fatass by me for the duration of the ride. Rude losers who don't realize that Public transportation means that other people are using it too forfeit their right to be treated like a human being.

Also Denver buses have signs all over them saying please don't yell into your cell phones or play loud music. How is yelling to the person next to you any better? And also I hate people who wear too much perfume, don't bathe, or smoked right before they came on the bus and sat next to me. I think I deserve not to have my airspace polluted.

Public transportation is educational in the bad way :D On Thursday I'll bring play-doh and pins and make voodoo dolls of all the annoying people. I'll tell you whether or not it works :DD

[jolena.livejournal.com]

Your letters have amused my roomies greatly. Especially Shawna.

I hope tomorrow goes better!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

^_^ Amusement is good.

[selurnis.livejournal.com]

*LOL* I love it when you do these. You're so creative with them.

I wonder what a "Dear Abbey" letter from you to one of those teen magazines would look like? XD

[maderr.livejournal.com]

^_^ I totally mimic tsaiko and skylark97. They're so much to write, and it makes everything amusing.

Magazine/Newspaper Editor: "Holy shit, we can't print this!"

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Dear Dumbfuck Blonde,

You won't be worth shit when age makes you ugly. Courtesy goes a lot further.

Yours Respectfully,

Megan Derr
(Official Representative of the Queen)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*luffs* I'll let you know. Right now my only cure-all is put on headphones and ignore them all.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*hugs back*

And I keep meaning to say that your icons lately have bee killing me dead.

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

*hopes it's in a good way*

Thanks. Finally got enough icon space, and still only 34 iconses. S hasn't finished mine yet.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Public transportation is way too tmi. I know more about people I don't know than I do my own goddamn family, it seems sometimes. And dude, I'm not about to bash people for their weigh. I don't give a fuck. But some of them need to realize that they do, in fact, take up space and we cannot squeeze around them. This one guy the other took up *three* seats - and all of them handicapped!

And ye gods do I hate people that talk loudly. I want to shove them all out the window and directly into traffic. Some of us have been working all day, we don't need to hear abbout how much fun you had beacuse I'm payin for the mother fucking welfar that lets you brag about the hundred dollar shoes on your feet that you didn't earn /random bitter.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

She's makig you icons? Keep harassing her.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Icon love.

[audaxfemina.livejournal.com]

I will. mad scientist iconses, none the less. *pouts* And CUTE KITTY iconses.

[stardance.livejournal.com]

My bus is always full so some non-handicapped people do have to sit in the handicapped seats, but when non-handicapped people sit there and *watch* old people walk to the back, it makes me sad.

I'm okay with that random bitter :D Last week the girl behind me decided to screech to imitate how loud someone was being. Her mother was like "Shh!" in the amused!shock type of way and she felt it necessary to express that she didn't care. I'm not sure how old she was, but she was older than high school age. Most likely she was approximately my age = WAY too old to be acting like that in public. I was about ready to smack the shit out of her.

Also for some reason when older women gab and squeal and laugh like teenagers? At least you can say teenagers are stupid and rude and will learn when they grow up. It's great if you're sitting next to a friend on the bus. I'm sure it makes the ride seem shorter. However, some people are tired and do not want to hear your conversation. Exchange numbers plz and do that in the privacy of your home e.e