Dear Busdriver,
My trip takes 35 minutes. NOT 50. Traffic was not that bad. Get with the mother fucking program.
Pissed,
Megan
P.S. Nor am I pleased you're perpetually ten minutes late.
Dear Assholes in the back,
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Go to hell,
Megan
Dear Chick in the pink pants,
You're not a size 10. Not even remotely close. I should not be able to see that much detail. Morever, you need to move your ass the next time I walk by because you're not a mother fucking size ten.
Traumatized,
Megan
Dear Beraht & Dieter,
Sorry, but you're going to take the brunt of my frustrations. But don't worry, the suffering looks good on you.
All my love,
your frustrated writer
My trip takes 35 minutes. NOT 50. Traffic was not that bad. Get with the mother fucking program.
Pissed,
Megan
P.S. Nor am I pleased you're perpetually ten minutes late.
Dear Assholes in the back,
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Go to hell,
Megan
Dear Chick in the pink pants,
You're not a size 10. Not even remotely close. I should not be able to see that much detail. Morever, you need to move your ass the next time I walk by because you're not a mother fucking size ten.
Traumatized,
Megan
Dear Beraht & Dieter,
Sorry, but you're going to take the brunt of my frustrations. But don't worry, the suffering looks good on you.
All my love,
your frustrated writer
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Date: 2005-11-09 12:46 pm (UTC)Public transportation is way too tmi. I know more about people I don't know than I do my own goddamn family, it seems sometimes. And dude, I'm not about to bash people for their weigh. I don't give a fuck. But some of them need to realize that they do, in fact, take up space and we cannot squeeze around them. This one guy the other took up *three* seats - and all of them handicapped!
And ye gods do I hate people that talk loudly. I want to shove them all out the window and directly into traffic. Some of us have been working all day, we don't need to hear abbout how much fun you had beacuse I'm payin for the mother fucking welfar that lets you brag about the hundred dollar shoes on your feet that you didn't earn /random bitter.
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Date: 2005-11-09 05:30 pm (UTC)I'm okay with that random bitter :D Last week the girl behind me decided to screech to imitate how loud someone was being. Her mother was like "Shh!" in the amused!shock type of way and she felt it necessary to express that she didn't care. I'm not sure how old she was, but she was older than high school age. Most likely she was approximately my age = WAY too old to be acting like that in public. I was about ready to smack the shit out of her.
Also for some reason when older women gab and squeal and laugh like teenagers? At least you can say teenagers are stupid and rude and will learn when they grow up. It's great if you're sitting next to a friend on the bus. I'm sure it makes the ride seem shorter. However, some people are tired and do not want to hear your conversation. Exchange numbers plz and do that in the privacy of your home e.e