Goddamn Men: The Saturday That Sucked Monkey Balls

[maderr]

It's a Saturday, the second busiest day for us. This should be obvious. Anyway, on Fridays and Saturdays the day crew is responsible for preparing at least 6 stacks each of mediums and larges, I won't even get into the breads and smalls. (A stack being 8 pans of pizza dough ready to be sauced, cheesed and topped). I walked in and there was one of each. This is bad.

So there are three managers on duty tonight, which means in theory that one manages while the others act as crew. I wasn't closing, which means I'm crew. Hahaha. The other two got stuck on makeline and ovens, which meant I got to be the "floater," or the one that stuck with the nasty manager jobs. I lost count of the customers that called to complain b/c of some pissy thing. They were fun. This one dumb bitch calls to complain that we forgot to put a topping on her pizza - not a big deal except that she pay for the extra topping, so fair enough. I said that if she brought the pizza back, I'd remake it. Except they'd already eaten most of the faulty pizza. At that point I said I couldn't do anything. She didn't like that. Ask me if I care.

So my night was a living hell. "Megan, do this." "Megan I need that." "Megan, I need quarters for the drawer" "Manager call" *screams in rage*. I worked my ass off tonight, even dropping money in the safe, scheduling the breaks, etc. Finally it slows enough that C (another manager) can check the schedule to do breaks (not knowing I was already on it). The boss sees him, asks him about it and then makes a big deal about how on top of things he is. And all fucking night I didn't get one goddamned fucking word, just "do this" or "try that." I don't expect compliments but that really pissed me off. C calmed me down though - he's a cool guy, and was aware just how asinine the boss was being. Still...

Not to mention the boss' wife called in the middle of our busiest hour to order her own food. Because she was out with her stupid friends drinking it up.

Things slowed down enought that I got off early, but I think it's only because I was about to start dishing out violence b/c the crew was too goddamed stupid to remember that yes, they have to answer the phones when they ring. I seldom yell at anyone, but they all learned to fear me tonight.

Pardon me, my list of Stupid People to Kill requires yet another adjustment.





Customer calls, says they don't eat pork (I care?) and that they got the wrong pizza. Then they say they got the ground beef and extra cheese, but not the pepperoni, italian sausage and extra cheese. I'm confused, but ask again to double check. They say the same thing and I agree to remake the P IS XC pizza. Guy calls back ten minutes later, says that we screwed up both pizzas. I proceed to tell him he need to make up his mind (literally I said this) and he says they got the pork (which is for his girlfriend, HE doesn't eat pork) so she'll bring the bad pizza and they need the GB XC remade. Megan says fine, hangs up and proceeds to remake their pizza and put a "not trustworthy" tag on their number in the computer. Fuckers.



Now to summon energy to write before a certain friend kills me.

Comments

[starparty.livejournal.com]

See? I knew I was good for something ;)

Good lord. The woman needs to be put down to preserve the rest of soceity.

Ahhhh.. She's also the one with your soul in the shoebox, right? I'd humor her too... And the pictures are totally worth it.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You're good for plenty, oh Queen of Evil

The workers of LC would love nothing more than to put that woman down. She's nicer than the boss, but it's that black widow kind of nice.

that's the one. Considering I still owe her an outline for something, it's best to stay on her good side. And her art is more than worth it.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

muahaha! I've got you snowed, haven't I ;) I do like that title oh so much...

bleah.. The black widows are the ones you dearly wish you could squish.. and if she's nicer than the boss I'm thinking the boss needs to get run over a few times too...

ahhhh I suppose I can leave you in peace for a few hours while I contine the foolish task of scanning ever cel I own. And only if I *have* to ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hey, if the shoe fits. There's no denying evil suites you. I'm not one to hide the truth.

He's not so bad, except for the occasional chauvinism that he doesn't think he has. I mean, I can tell him to go away or whatever and he laughs. It's just that he nitpicks everything and it stresses the crew out. she's just an annoying mosquito when she's in the store. unless you mess her order up...

pshaw - I just got my order from Torque so I won't be doing anything for another hour at least. *hugs* thank you again!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*happy sigh* so few people have the talent these days.. I'm just doing my part to keep the art alive.

yeah micro managing and nitpicking are two of my petpeves. I can nitpick all I want on things I do but I'm not going to force my obsessive compulsiveness on somebody else XP And if tell somebody to go away and they laughed at me..? not pretty..

ooh ooh ooh! What you get?? You are so welcome! That's what I spent most of today doing ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

there's me picturing you with the fan again. that really needs to stop *smacks head*

I only hate that he agitates the workers. plus his tendency of correcting his managers kinda sorta undermines our image, ruins the authority we have. but that's okay, three more weeks and the head manager will be back. then he'll learn some damned respect. he might own the business, but nancy owns the store and workers.

Manners and Means, Center of Earth and Sky, and Jumping Into Things.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

muahaha! I've got two cels of him with his fan closed that I'm going to have to make into icons now.. ;)

Three weeks eh? You can do it. Be strong!

Oooh good choices! I'm going to be nosy and ask why not Shifting?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll make it. Because the day after she gets back my ass is flying to Europe.

Only because I'm cheap. Those three total came to 14.85. Shifting cost more than the others and threw the total off. It's also an excuse for me to go back to the site after I get paid next week. I figure after working 8:00-5:00, then 4:00-10:00, 4-10, 8-2 I deserve more yummy reading material. If I can print them out Shift will probably be on the airplane with me.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

heh heh oh I guess the hell you will be able to make it then ;)

Idle courosity made me ask... Umm with those hours you really do deserve treats. *contemplates doing bad things* I should warn you if you are going to print shifing out... It's 746 pages long.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'm going to send them a postcard saying "Hi, glad I'm not there. See this eiffel tower? That's where I was standing when I wrote this." It'lll be beautiful.

DON'T YOU DARE! Behave! Bad Sarah!

Hm, yeah. Okay, maybe Shifting won't be going. Drat, I really wish I was still at school, I could've actualy printed that out there.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

That's too perfect. Be sure to rub it in. A LOT.

*looks around* WAHT? me? I wasn't being bad*! REALLY!


*yet


Heh heh that last comment makes me so proud..

"So what's my pay here?"

"$10.00 an hour and all the office supplies you can steal"

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*glares* Queen, you're not fooling anyone but Kyo, and that's only b/c he's distracted by the mousey.

you make good pay. I worked three years in a deparment offic during school, my collection of pens and other miscellany was never so nice.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

who ME? I wasn't contemplating the link so you can DL Shifing. nope. Nope nope nope.

That's actually a movie quote.. not my salary.. -_-;;

I get the biggest thrill raiding the supply closet at work.. I manage to keep most of it at my desk at work but a pen or two has *somehow* managed to find its way home ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

ack - is that even possible?


*feels silly* clearly I'm not up on my mvies.


heh - what else are all those lovely supplies for? if you didn't take them home someone else would, right?

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*wide eyes* very possible...


No worries.. I don't even remember what movie it's from anyway..

true true true.. I'd be doing the supplies a favor by taking them home to be loved ;)

[maderr.livejournal.com]

you really should stop tempting me with your evil ways (like it's that hard). and your kitty picture doesn't help.

exactly. you love the supplies - who else is that kind?

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*whistle* I'm thiiis close to hitting send... I'll do it too.. don't think i wont.. *coughtigerboythreesomecough* sorry.. I've got a bit of a cold *coughmoutainlionblondehunkcough*

*pet* looove the supplies... My lovely supplies..

[maderr.livejournal.com]

tigerboys!!! lion hunk!!! ah, how do I keep forgetting how evil you are?? why didn't I buy it??? *is in agony*

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*innocence* meee? nope. I'm too cute to be evil.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

No, the kitty is too cute to be evil. You are not the kitty, you are the pyscho with the fan and the pointies.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

damn.. she figured me out.. foiled AGAIN!

umm Meow?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'm your co-conspirator. If I can figure you out, I couldn't handle that role.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

true. If I was able to fool you Ruling the would together would be no fun.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's all about teamwork.