On my way to work

[maderr]

But I recalled something that happened to me yesterday and thought it might amuse you:

We used garlic butter on our crazy bread, and it comes in thes big white containers from which we dump it. You're supposed to screw the cap back on when you're done. Well whoever was working Saturday night didn't, so when I went to refill the butter Sunday morning, I picked up the container and started to shake it.

And walked around work the rest of the day smelling like garlic butter. You should've seen me dripping butter, it was over everything but my hair and face. I think my shirt still smells like it.

Let's hope tonight is quieter.

Comments

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*snerk* The 3rd sounds good to me.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

I'm thiking death by blood loss due to castration is a good start...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I would say that's a very good start.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Make sure to bring the LONG hedge clippers.. you don't want to have to get too close ;) Who knows what he's been doing with his hands first

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Blech. Duly noted.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

I mean knowing him there's a big puddle of garlic butter there already

*runs*

[maderr.livejournal.com]

RAGE

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Dude I've leared my trade from Hayama.. I COULDN'T let that one slide...

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Hmph. You just wait.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*waits*

Should I be scared yet?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

You'll know when to be scared.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*nods* Ok then...

*twiddles thumbs*

Can I be scared now?

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Impertinent wench. Behave.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

I AM! I just wanted to know when to be scared so I make sure to fake a good reaction!!!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

*thwack*

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*ducks and runs*

Pbbbbbttttttth!