Oh My Fucking God
Nov. 18th, 2003 01:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maderrSo way way way back when I first came home, I applied to the local school district to be a substitute teacher. Never heard back, and eventually I went back to the pizza place.
Get a letter today from the school, a thin little envelope that in my mind screams "rejection." I'm thinking "well that took for freakin' ever." Open it up:
Dear Ms. Derr,
Your application for substitute reaching has been approaved. We would like to place you on the substitute teacher list for the Roanoke Rapids Graded School District.
*does a happy dance*
Get a letter today from the school, a thin little envelope that in my mind screams "rejection." I'm thinking "well that took for freakin' ever." Open it up:
Dear Ms. Derr,
Your application for substitute reaching has been approaved. We would like to place you on the substitute teacher list for the Roanoke Rapids Graded School District.
*does a happy dance*
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Date: 2003-11-19 04:46 am (UTC)Yes, October is my birthday. I was born on the 13th - thankfully a wednesday, NOT a friday.
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Date: 2003-11-19 04:55 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2003-11-19 05:01 am (UTC)Well a couple of guys were dumb enough to say it while we were working in the caf, where I had a hose in my hand. That put an end to comments at work.
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Date: 2003-11-19 05:05 am (UTC)Pshaw - I'm sure you could teach me a few things.
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Date: 2003-11-19 06:02 am (UTC)mmmmmmm, nummy
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Date: 2003-11-19 06:13 am (UTC)You underestimate my abilities to insite riots. That's a talent of mine, we can do it in 2.0 if we can get the minions placed properly.
Do you prefer Queen, Empress, other? Or should we put a puppet on the throne and be the evil lackeys? I myself have always preferred to be a sneaky lackey.
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Date: 2003-11-19 06:20 am (UTC)I like the lackey idea.. Less chance of assignation that way.. and if we are lackeys we don't need to sit through all the boring ceremonies and stuff...
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Date: 2003-11-19 06:22 am (UTC)Exactly. Puppet government while we control everything from the shadows. Now we should discuss perks and the reintroduction of slavery.
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Date: 2003-11-19 06:28 am (UTC)Harems sound good to me.
Yes, slavery would be the best way to cover expenses. Now about that puppet government...
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Date: 2003-11-19 06:33 am (UTC)I'd say we need to have about 2 or three "leaders" to keep the suspicion off us..
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