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That I generally am not lazy in my research, I am now going to be extremely lazy.

WTF color are Macgyver's eyes? And his first name is Angus? Poor guy.

I guess I need Bond's eyes too, hmm. *wanders off to look more stuff up*

Also must make an icon for this. Just because.

*Edit*

Okay, this story is going to be a lot harder than I thought. WTF do I let you people talk me into?

<3

*Edit the Second*

I'm no MacGyver. There is no way I can stop bad bad things with candy bars.

Date: 2006-01-05 12:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raielchan.livejournal.com
Richard Dean Anderson is 6 feet, 2 inches tall, with naturally dark brown hair and eyes.

Wait a ... are you writing Macgyver and James Bond slash?

Date: 2006-01-05 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Thank you! Six two? Wow, tall. Need to check ol Jamie's height then. Hmmm...that would be fucking funny if Bond was shorter.

That would be a yes.

Date: 2006-01-05 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raielchan.livejournal.com
You could either go with one of the actors of Bond, or use Bond from the books.

Date: 2006-01-05 01:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
I believe that all of the Bonds are over 6 feet. Ironically, since height of over 6 feet disqualifies people from working as secret agents in the United Kingdom. :)

Date: 2006-01-05 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

That's really funny. And why is over six feet a disqualifier?

Date: 2006-01-05 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
People over six feet, or women over 5'9" or something are considered to be easier to pick out in a crowd. Covert agents need to be forgettable, neither horribly disfigured, nor absolutely gorgeous.

They can't stand out, and every Bond does. :)

Date: 2006-01-05 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
Oh, and Sean Connery is 6'2" as well, according to imdb.com :)

Date: 2006-01-05 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

So they're the same height. I think that's even funnier. Hehehe.

Date: 2006-01-05 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
That's what I thought. And Sean Connery is dead sexy at any age. :)

Date: 2006-01-05 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mewschangeling.livejournal.com
>> Wait a ... are you writing Macgyver and James Bond slash?

> That would be a yes.

. . .

**imagines an end result of Mr. Bond - James Bond - duct-taped to the bedframe, helpless, and enjoying it.** X D

Date: 2006-01-05 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

It so vastly amuses me that *everyone* immediately goes to James getting duct-taped to the bed. I guess it just goes to show some crossovers are meant to be ^_^

Date: 2006-01-05 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mewschangeling.livejournal.com
Well, Bond would be so *sure* he had the advantage - but Mac is sneaky.

(♥♥♥♥ MacGyver)

Date: 2006-01-05 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
**imagines an end result of Mr. Bond - James Bond - duct-taped to the bedframe, helpless, and enjoying it.**
That sounds yummy.

Date: 2006-01-05 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mewschangeling.livejournal.com
That sounds yummy.

Don't it just?! O_o

Date: 2006-01-05 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
*dies*

Oh Sarah's going to have pretty dreams tonight XD XD

Date: 2006-01-05 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
Yes, yes I will.

Or did you mean you would too? :)

Date: 2006-01-05 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight-angel.livejournal.com
As for Bond, I'm thinking it depends on which Bond is the Bond you write. Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery, Roger Moore...the fourth one I can't remember... Or you could just make it up. ^_~

Date: 2006-01-05 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raielchan.livejournal.com
Timothy Dalton. He brought a lot of intensity to the role I felt.
Brosnan was actually the 5th Bond (there was one between Sean and Roger whose name we shall not speak - George Lazenby). 6th if you count the old Peter Seller's Casino Royale (which I don't as it wasn't an *official* Bond movie).

Date: 2006-01-05 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight-angel.livejournal.com
Peter Sellers was a Bond (sorta)? Huh. Go figure.

Ooo, right, the eminently forgettable George Lazenby. I think his is the one Bond movie I've not seen. And likely never will.

Date: 2006-01-05 12:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raielchan.livejournal.com
I did see it when I was young and didn't know better to dislike it.

I actually did think it had a good story and a great shocker ending. I don't recall what the story was, but I recall at least being shocked at the end.

Date: 2006-01-05 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Who's George Lazenby?

And how is Casino Royale not an official bond movie? That's the name of the first book - did they do the movie all wrong or something?

Casino Royale

Date: 2006-01-05 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raielchan.livejournal.com
I can explain this.

Plot summary/description from IMDB:
"Sir James Bond (enjoying his retirement), a spy from the old school (a good spy is a pure spy) is called back to service by the death of "M" and the imminent collapse of civilization. The opposition tries to compromise him, but even as nubile young agents are thrown at him, he remains above it all. Going beyond parody to sillyness, every agent is renamed James Bond, 007 to confuse the enemy, including Woody Allen who plays, Little Jimmy Bond."

So as you can see, Casino Royale was simply a parody of Bond (kind of like Austin Powers) which came out 5 years after Dr. No. Thusly, the new Casino Royale will actually be based off the book and can possibly be considered not a remake ^^

It also wasn't an Albert R. Broccoli produced Bond film which all of them were up through GoldenEye (he died).

Re: Casino Royale

Date: 2006-01-05 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Gotcha. Thankee ^_^

Date: 2006-01-05 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Eh. I'm going with the idea of Bond, really. I mean the character is pretty flexible, may as well work with that rather than a specific incarnation.

Date: 2006-01-05 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mechante-fille.livejournal.com
Yes, Angus is his first name, but he guards it very carefully. It was only mentioned in one episode in the last season. As a rule, he refuses to let anyone know. Can't say I really blame him. Poor guy indeed.

Um, you let us talk you into it because you love us and because the idea wouldn't let you go anyway, and it is just easier to blame us... *grins*

Gimme, gimme MacGyver slash! O_o Did I say that??

Date: 2006-01-05 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

^__^ I thought of that not long after I posted, though it took me forever to find James' physical description.

Date: 2006-01-05 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raielchan.livejournal.com
And also, He-Man really isn't that strong after all.

Date: 2006-01-05 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mailechan.livejournal.com
OMG!

You have now melted me down into a happy puddle.

__^_^__ = mailepuddle

Eeeeee! Eeeee! Bond/MacGyver!

Date: 2006-01-05 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

One day I'm going to do something completely random that everyone will hate, and I won't know what to do with myself.

Date: 2006-01-05 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twilight-angel.livejournal.com
You've done Rice Krispies brother-slash. And it was wonderful. Now, it's Macguyver/Bond, and people are already into the Bond duct-taped to the bedframe. I'm not entirely sure that you'll ever write that.

Mm...duct-tape... *cough*

Date: 2006-01-05 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

You had to bring up the Rice Krispies. Man I was on crack, coming up with that.

Heh. I guess the end of my story has been decided. There really is no way to go but Bond duct-taped to a bed.

Date: 2006-01-05 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mailechan.livejournal.com
Well, you could have Bond replace his sleeping gas pen with knockout gas. Or aphrodesiac darts? ^_^

Or have them in a typical Bond-gets-captured-by-bad-guy-and-strapped-to-laser situation and McGyver tries to help and Bond gets out anyway?

I can just SO see Bond and McGyver battling it out--high tech vs. slap-and-dash. Then after that, hooking up over beers.

Date: 2006-01-05 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mailechan.livejournal.com
I doubt it it will ever happen. Your tastes match mine far too closely (except your not as pervy). ^_^

Date: 2006-01-05 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com
I don't think you could EVER do something completely random that everyone will hate, because 1) SQUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (at everything you've ever written) and 2) finding things that everyone will agree on is just hard.

Date: 2006-01-05 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
*sweeps the mailepuddle into a cup*

Megan? She err... followed me home.. can I keep her? I promise to feed her!!

Date: 2006-01-05 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] audaxfemina.livejournal.com
If you feed me chocolate, I'll follow you anywhere too. :)

Date: 2006-01-05 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

*laughs*

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