*evil grin*

[maderr]

Cleaning up, I discovered jolena left her bag of ribbons and jewelry here.

I'll start the bidding at five dollars.

I have $12.50. Do I have $13.00?

Do I have $14.00?

Do I have $23.00?

Do I hear $30.00?!

Thirty Three?

Do I have $40.00?

And all bidders please note, bidding ends at 5:00 pm EST

Do I hear $100.00?

Bidding is up to $350.39. Do I hear $355.00?

Fifteen minute warning, bidders.

Five minute warning

BIDDING CLOSED. And in a surprise last minute bid, the goods go to jolena for $1000.00

I accept currency in US $, good fiction or porn. Please send by the end of the week. Thank you for bidding and have a nice day.

Comments

[jolena.livejournal.com]

*smacks* Whether I have them or not, they're still mine. And I say they're NOT for sale!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

*fucking ow*

But you don't have them, which means they aren't yours anymore which means she can do whatever the fuck she wants with'em. Go away.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

No, I will not go away. And technically while I did leave them there, I never made any statement, written or verbal, relinqueshing ownership of them, so they are still MINE!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Possession is 9/10 of the law. Stop being a fucking whiner and deal.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

Fine. But I demand a portion of the profits gained from this sale.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Keep dreaming.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

*pouts* They were mine to begin with, I think I'm entitled to some of the money.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Only if you can prove previous ownership.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

YOU bought me one of the charms in the bag with the ribbons. I think that would prove rather nicely that they were MINE!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Huh? I don't remember such an event. If you continue with this slander, you'll be speaking to my lawyers.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

Mmm, lawyers. The breakfast of champions.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[jolena.livejournal.com]

Just make sure they're pudgy. The thin ones have NO meat.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Ug. Stringy Filet of Laywer is nasty!

[jolena.livejournal.com]

Completely un-eatable.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Bwahhahah!

Breaded and Fried?

[jolena.livejournal.com]

No, baked with carrots and potatoes. And the eyeballs are absolutely perfect in ice cream.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

oooh! Yum! Now do you use their own juices to baste them or do you make a gravy beforehand?

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

mmm... with mashed tater?

[starparty.livejournal.com]

oooh that'd be good! jolena was talking about using the eyeballs on ice cream so we just need a vegetable.

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

I think you mean, libel, yes? Written not spoken?

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

That doesn't prove anything. It's all hearsay, really.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

*smack* *smackagain*

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

*ow ow fucking ow*

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Were, but are no longer. You're entitled to nothing.