maderr: (Speed Racer)
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Cleaning up, I discovered [livejournal.com profile] jolena left her bag of ribbons and jewelry here.

I'll start the bidding at five dollars.

I have $12.50. Do I have $13.00?

Do I have $14.00?

Do I have $23.00?

Do I hear $30.00?!

Thirty Three?

Do I have $40.00?

And all bidders please note, bidding ends at 5:00 pm EST

Do I hear $100.00?

Bidding is up to $350.39. Do I hear $355.00?

Fifteen minute warning, bidders.

Five minute warning

BIDDING CLOSED. And in a surprise last minute bid, the goods go to [livejournal.com profile] jolena for $1000.00

I accept currency in US $, good fiction or porn. Please send by the end of the week. Thank you for bidding and have a nice day.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
You were dumb enough to leave'em behind in the first place. Why should you have any control now?

Run along and let the big kids take care of this mess.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
*smacks* Whether I have them or not, they're still mine. And I say they're NOT for sale!

Date: 2005-06-19 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
*fucking ow*

But you don't have them, which means they aren't yours anymore which means she can do whatever the fuck she wants with'em. Go away.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
No, I will not go away. And technically while I did leave them there, I never made any statement, written or verbal, relinqueshing ownership of them, so they are still MINE!

Date: 2005-06-19 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Possession is 9/10 of the law. Stop being a fucking whiner and deal.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
Fine. But I demand a portion of the profits gained from this sale.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
*pouts* They were mine to begin with, I think I'm entitled to some of the money.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Only if you can prove previous ownership.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
YOU bought me one of the charms in the bag with the ribbons. I think that would prove rather nicely that they were MINE!

Date: 2005-06-19 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maderr.livejournal.com

Huh? I don't remember such an event. If you continue with this slander, you'll be speaking to my lawyers.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
Mmm, lawyers. The breakfast of champions.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
Just make sure they're pudgy. The thin ones have NO meat.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
Ug. Stringy Filet of Laywer is nasty!

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Date: 2005-06-19 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
Bwahhahah!

Breaded and Fried?

Date: 2005-06-19 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
No, baked with carrots and potatoes. And the eyeballs are absolutely perfect in ice cream.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starparty.livejournal.com
oooh! Yum! Now do you use their own juices to baste them or do you make a gravy beforehand?

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Date: 2005-06-19 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
mmm... with mashed tater?

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Date: 2005-06-19 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
I think you mean, libel, yes? Written not spoken?

Date: 2005-06-19 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
That doesn't prove anything. It's all hearsay, really.

Date: 2005-06-19 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jolena.livejournal.com
*smack* *smackagain*

Date: 2005-06-19 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
*ow ow fucking ow*

Date: 2005-06-19 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rykaine.livejournal.com
Were, but are no longer. You're entitled to nothing.

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