*evil grin*

[maderr]

Cleaning up, I discovered jolena left her bag of ribbons and jewelry here.

I'll start the bidding at five dollars.

I have $12.50. Do I have $13.00?

Do I have $14.00?

Do I have $23.00?

Do I hear $30.00?!

Thirty Three?

Do I have $40.00?

And all bidders please note, bidding ends at 5:00 pm EST

Do I hear $100.00?

Bidding is up to $350.39. Do I hear $355.00?

Fifteen minute warning, bidders.

Five minute warning

BIDDING CLOSED. And in a surprise last minute bid, the goods go to jolena for $1000.00

I accept currency in US $, good fiction or porn. Please send by the end of the week. Thank you for bidding and have a nice day.

Comments

[starparty.livejournal.com]

$12.50!

And do you combine shipping?

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

$13.00!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Fabulous!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Ohh it's ON!

$17.00!!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. Those ribbons are mine. $20.00!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

Che. As if! $22.00!!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

hmph $25.00!!

[starparty.livejournal.com]

*glare* $27.50!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

*glares back* 29.75!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure which of us Brandie will kill first.

[starparty.livejournal.com]

$30.00!!!

[jolena.livejournal.com]

You're all equally dead, but since Rykaine is here, I'll kill her first. They're MY ribbons!

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Finder's Keepers!! *runs*

[jolena.livejournal.com]

No, the bidding ends NOW, because MY ribbons are NOT for sale!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

You stay out of this.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

No

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

You were dumb enough to leave'em behind in the first place. Why should you have any control now?

Run along and let the big kids take care of this mess.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

*smacks* Whether I have them or not, they're still mine. And I say they're NOT for sale!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

*fucking ow*

But you don't have them, which means they aren't yours anymore which means she can do whatever the fuck she wants with'em. Go away.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

No, I will not go away. And technically while I did leave them there, I never made any statement, written or verbal, relinqueshing ownership of them, so they are still MINE!

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Possession is 9/10 of the law. Stop being a fucking whiner and deal.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

Except that I find that most lawyers are missing a lot of their organs. I figure they must sell them along with their souls.

[maderr.livejournal.com]

Just as well, the organs don't always keep well. Leaves more room for the stuffing.

[jolena.livejournal.com]

Yep yep

[rykaine.livejournal.com]

Nooooo! Damn it. I was this close to making all my dreams come true. *sobs* They were almost mine. *sniffle* Almost...